Star Trek Plot Generator

By "1of3" from forum.rpg.net

For every Star Trek episode whatsoever roll 1d12, 1d4 and 1d20. If that's too boring, add 1d8 or 1d6
You arrive at...: 1 some place harboring alien remains; 2 a diplomatic meeting; 3 a colony or outpost; 4 a science lab; 5 the site of an astronomical event; 6 the last known coordinates of an emergency signal; 7 your own ship; 8 a supply station or space dock; 9 an enemy planet or station; 10 somewhere special; 11 [Roll 1d10. That thing arrives at your place.]; 12 home
...and...
{If 1}: 1 someone plundered the excavation site; 2 their defense system is still active; 3 a device displays their culture in a rather "vivid" manner; 4 it looks all too familiar
{If 2}: 1 someone disrupts negotiations... violently.; 2 they don't speak your language; 3 the objects of the negotiations are worthless; 4 some strange alien custom causes total fuck-up
{If 3}: 1 it's gone; 2 there was a coup d'etat; 3 everyone's sick; 4 some god-like entity shows up
{If 4}: 1 the experiment is out of control; 2 the experiment is being stolen; 3 the experiment unwittingly kills indigenous life; 4 the aliens realize they are being observed
{If 5}: 1 you're ship is being sucked in; 2 the thing's radiation has strange effects on the crew; 3 your ship is being sucked in and there are strange effects on the crew; 4 it looks beautiful
{If 6}: 1 whatever killed them is still aboard; 2 there is nothing left; 3 it is only test; 4 the ones in danger are the enemy
{If 7}: 1 the crew is currently "indisposed"; 2 everyone is acting weird; 3 parts of the ship are blown off; 4 it isn't really your ship
{If 8}: 1 the new components are being erratic; 2 the new crew members are being erratic; 3 most crew members take shore leave; 4 someone tries to seize the ship
{If 9}: 1 you need to get something (or someone) out; 2 you need to deliver a message; 3 they interrogate you; 4 you were invited
{If 10}: 1 it's another time; 2 it's another dimension; 3 it's not real; 4 it's just like home
{If 12}: 1 some alien tries to blow up your planet; 2 some hobos have taken over the government; 3 some jerks try and court-martial you; 4 you are being promoted
Meanwhile...: 1 someone has a new hobby; 2 someone has a birthday; 3 someone is having a baby; 4 someone is hosting a shin-dig; 5 someone is going to the holodeck; 6 someone is expecting relatives; 7 someone is conducting an experiment; 8 someone has a love interest; 9 someone has a pet; 10 someone is suffering from an illness; 11 someone is home-sick; 12 someone investigates a mystery; 13 someone is up for profit; 14 someone is going to the counselor; 15 someone is meeting an old friend; 16 someone has received a letter; 17 someone is on vacation; 18 someone is on probation; 19 someone is dead; 20 everyone is going to the holodeck
Special rule: If your character was the "someone" last episode, you may change the number on any die afterwards to result of your liking. You may not choose a homecoming, though.
Additional problems are caused by... or: 1 Some directive or standing order; 2 Some admiral or higher-up; 3 Some passenger or passengers; 4 The transporters or holodecks; 5 Some other system; 6 Your favorite recurring alien antagonist (Romulans, Klingons, Ferengi, Cardassians); 7 [You are in for a double feature. Roll 2d6 on this table.]; 8 [Budget was out. Nothing here.]