Name: Zaphod Beeblebrox
Position: ex-President of the Imperial Galactic Government
Assignment: Wanted Fugitive

Personal
Race: Betelgeusian
Gender: male
Age: 200

Attributes
Fitness: 3
Coordination: 2
Intellect: 3
Logic -1
Perception -2
Presence: 4
Empathy: +2
Willpower: +2
Psi: 1
Range: -1
Focus: +1

Skills
Administration (Bureaucratic Manipulation) 3 (4)
Bargain (Bribery) 3 (4)
Charm (Seduction) 2 (4)
Computer (Research) 2 (3)
Culture (Galactic) 2 (3)
Dodge 2
Energy Weapon (Kill-O-Zap® Ray Gun) 2 (3)
Forgery (Documents) 1 (3)
Fast Talk 6
History (Galactic) 1 (2)
Language
Praxibetel 3
Law (Galactic) 1 (2)
Personal Equipment (Electronic Thumb) 2 (4)
(Towel) (4)
Planetside Survival (Urban) 2 (3)
(Urban) (3)
Primitive Weaponry (Towel) 1 (3)
Propulsion Engineering (Quark Drive) 1 (2)
Security (Security Systems) 1 (2)
Shipboard Systems (Flight Control) 1 (2)
Stealth (Hide) 2 (3)
Streetwise (Locate Contraband) 1 (2)
Telekinesis 2
World Knowledge (Praxibetel) 1 (2)

Traits
Alertness +2
Political Rank (Galactic President) +5
Curious +1
Code of Honour (Hitch-Hiker) -2
Impulsive -1
Megalomaniac
Two Heads
Third Arm
Dark Secret (has whole Brain)
Wanted (Treason, Grand Theft Starship)

Other Statistics
Courage: 3
Renown: 150
Aggression: 0
Discipline: -20
Initiative: 50
Openness: 50
Skill: 5
Luck: 25
Resistance: 5

Background Notes:
Zaphod is 200 years old and the most egotistical two-headed, three-armed man in the Universe, the inventor of the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster cocktail, recipient of the Rory Award for the Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe three years running, the only person ever to have survived both being swallowed by a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal and witnessing himself in relation to infinity in the Total Perspective Vortex. He has recently given up his Presidency to become an interstellar fugitive, having stolen the prototype Infinite Improbability Drive starship, the Heart of Gold from its launch on Damogran—although he claims he can't remember why he did this or why he even ran for President in the first place, which is quite plausible as he spends a lot of time out of his skulls. According to his private brain care specialist, Gag Halfrunt, "Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy, y'know?"

Arthur left Zaphod, Ford, and Zarniwoop van Harl stranded with the Ruler of the Universe and his cat, he taking one of the Lintillas with him aboard the Heart of Gold; after he found out that Zaphod, Zarniwoop and a consortium of high-priced psychiatrists led by Gag Halfrunt had authorised the Vogons to destroy the planet Earth to stop the hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings from completing their experiment to discover the Ultimate Question to Life, the Universe and Everything (to which the answer is 42).

Appearance and Personality:
Height: 1.85m
Mass: 95kg
Complexion: pale
Hair: black
Eyes: watery blue-grey
Distinguishing Marks; second head, third arm, wears an eyepatch on his right/right eye, scar on both right cheeks

Possessions:
Kill-O-Zap Blaster Pistol; Joo-Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses.

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