- Name: Zaphod Beeblebrox
- Position: President of the Imperial Galactic Government
- Assignment: Wanted Fugitive
- Personal
- Race: Betelgeusian
- Gender: male
- Age: 200
- Attributes
- Fitness: 3
- Coordination: 2
- Intellect: 3
- Logic -1
- Perception -2
- Presence: 4
- Empathy: +2
- Willpower: +2
- Psi: 1
- Range: -1
- Focus: +1
- Skills
- Administration (Bureaucratic Manipulation) 3 (4)
- Bargain (Bribery) 3 (4)
- Charm (Seduction) 2 (4)
- Computer (Research) 2 (3)
- Culture (Galactic) 2 (3)
- Dodge 2
- Energy Weapon (Kill-O-Zap® Ray Gun) 2 (3)
- Forgery (Documents) 1 (3)
- Fast Talk 6
- History (Galactic) 1 (2)
- Language
- Praxibetel 3
- Law (Galactic) 1 (2)
- Personal Equipment (Electronic Thumb) 2 (4)
- (Towel) (4)
- Planetside Survival (Urban) 2 (3)
- (Urban) (3)
- Primitive Weaponry (Towel) 1 (3)
- Propulsion Engineering (Quark Drive) 1 (2)
- Security (Security Systems) 1 (2)
- Shipboard Systems (Flight Control) 1 (2)
- Stealth (Hide) 2 (3)
- Streetwise (Locate Contraband)) 1 (2)
- Telekinesis 2
- World Knowledge (Praxibetel) 1 (2)
- Traits
- Alertness +2
- Political Rank (Galactic President) +5
- Curious +1
- Code of Honour (Hitch-Hiker) -2
- Impulsive -1
- Megalomaniac
- Two Heads
- Third Arm
- Dark Secret (has whole Brain)
- Wanted (Treason, Grand Theft Starship)
- Other Statistics
- Courage: 3
- Renown: 150
- Aggression: 0
- Discipline: -20
- Initiative: 50
- Openness: 50
- Skill: 5
- Luck: 25
- Resistance: 5
- Background Notes:
- Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
- Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
- Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
- Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
- Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones.
- Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
- Sprinkle Zamphour.
- Add an olive.
- Drink...but very carefully.
- Appearance and Personality:
- Height: 1.85m
- Mass: 95kg
- Complexion: pale
- Hair: black
- Eyes: watery blue-grey
- Distinguishing Marks; second head, third arm
- Zaphod is 200 years old and the most egotistical two-headed, three-armed man in the Universe, the inventor of the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster cocktail, recipient of
the Rory Award for the Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe three years running, the only person ever to have survived both being swallowed by a
Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal and witnessing himself in relation to infinity in the Total Perspective Vortex. He has recently given up his Presidency to become
an interstellar fugitive, having stolen the prototype Infinite Improbability Drive starship, the SS Heart of Gold from its launch on Damogran -- although he claims he
can't remember why he did this or why he even ran for President in the first place, which is quite plausible as he spends a lot of time out of his skulls.
- Possessions:
- Kill-O-Zap Blaster Pistol; Joo-Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses.
|
